Upon landing in Japan I had the immediate satisfaction that I had when I landed in Korea. It was a wave of overwhelming feelings of knowing that I am in a country that no one in my family has been to and it is a whole new land that I get to explore and report back on. Pretty exciting. So I was waiting in line at customs clutching my passport, paperwork and reading over the directions to the consulate for the milltionth time. I noticed some English speakers in the snaked line and once we crossed paths I asked them if they were here for a visa as well. They informed me that they were and I asked if they wouldn't mind me tagging along with them to the consulate since we were all heading in the same direction. The girl then turns to her friend next to her and says in a very defeatist attitude "Ug, do we have time for this?" I was slightly taken aback in thinking that I would happen to slow them down if we all move at the same pace (especially given the height of her shoes). I then informed her that I was heading right there after the airport and that I would not be any trouble, just thinking it would be nice to have someone to talk to. She said fine almost like she was agreeing to wipe the ass of the Korean attendant ushering us through the line. After little consideration I decided that I didn't need to waste any of my time with this awful girl and her cronies so upon passing by them again, I told them I didn't want to slow them down and wished them luck. Her graceful response was "yeah, I was going to let you know that we are just going to go on our own, my manager doesn't want anything slowing us down." Ok, you bitch I get it as I mouthed the words "my manager" in my brain. So I breezed through immigration then customs then found my way to the subway, took the train to the right station, walked the 20 minutes to the consulate, filled out my paper work and was on my way out of the consulate when guess who walks in..... bitch face herself!!! I f-ing beat them there!!! Sucker! Her only response was "oh I guess you are smarter than us" damn straight I am!!! It was a pretty short lived proud moment of mine.
After such a wonderful triumph I climbed yet another mountain and managed to sniff out not only a Starbucks but a Starbucks with a GAP next door. God Bless you Japan! I felt like I was at home or had managed to find my mecca. Naturally I ordered myself the biggest coffee frappuchino I could order, drank it brain freeze and all as I whispered to my beverage "you taste like America." After a bit too long, I managed to drag myself out of the wonderful walls of my beloved coffee shop and walked around a Japanese mall. Nothing great, not quite what I expected but I wasn't really there to shop. It was as if my brain was on American food as I rounded to corner and walked right into a Hard Rock Cafe without even thinking. Burger, real cow meat, cheese, fries, burger, burger, burger I chanted in my head as I plopped down in a seat and as if by some miracle my wish was set down in front of me. I ended that burgers existence in about 15.25 seconds. When you have been living in a country where you suspect every item of meat placed in front of you to be someones pet you really come to relish what you know to be a real burger. Facing me at another table was a cute looking non Asian man looking through a Japanese travel book. After much back and forth awkward eye contact I finally asked him if he knew of anywhere interesting to go in this town. He came and sat down next to me and we started chatting for a while. It was nice to have someone to talk to in an unfamiliar land. We ended up spending the next 6 hours exploring Japan together and chatting up a storm. It is funny when you form friendships with complete strangers and then they disappear in a train station after a handshake and a nice to meet you. Strange to think I will never meet him again. Oh well.
This brought me to my hostel. When I was booking the place I tried to opt for an all female dorm room but had no luck and had to settle for a coed dorm which I could basically care less about. Little did I know what I was getting myself into. Exhausted after walking nearly 10 miles around the HOT streets of Japan I plopped down on my bed and started reading my book waiting to see who else occupied the room. I attempted to judge the character of the other residents from their luggage and clothing hanging around the room but it did me little good, sheer proof that you can't really judge people until you get to know them. Roomate number one enters.... 45 year old Korean man wearing a nasty flesh colored polo shirt and shorts that were too short for any valley girl to wear. This wonderful gentleman started each broken english sentence with "um excuse me but... (insert inquiry here)" it didn't matter if we were in the middle of a conversation or not. I felt like he was insecure talking to me or something. He was the only one that attempted to exchange words. Roomate number two was apparently a mute because he said nothing and made no noise yet was keen to relax in nothing but his Calvin Klein white boxer briefs. European I suspect. Roomate number three, Asian to some degree, he wore a Louis Vutton fanny pack at all times and in the morning I caught him blow drying his hair into place. Any girl would be delighted to find herself in a room with three men but I think I managed to collect the three international odd balls the hostel could wrangle up. Lucky me.
Now I know that Japan is very proud of their technology but there are some things that do not need to be technologically hyped up like a toilet seat. I have never been so confused at an item in my life. Next to the seat is a series of buttons. If you are having trouble peeing then you can have the sound of not one but four different waterfall noises playing. They also have buttons to lift each seat, buttons for ahem... cleaning certain areas, etc. The only thing I could not figure out is where the f-ing flush was!!! Some bathrooms had arrows pointing to the flush thank god otherwise I left my business in there hoping some toilet fairy would come and get rid of it.
Japan was great overall, I would definitely go back at some point. I did manage to score a set of Kama Sutra Sake glasses and I especially enjoyed all the ground crew at the airport bowing to our plane at take off. It was my first trip alone and I felt very successful and empowered. Pathetically, I did not even eat any Japanese food but I did find a KFC with Colonel Sanders wearing a kimono!! Success.
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